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Interviewtf with author and filmmaker Edward Lee.


DA

What are some of your most important aesthetic influences?

EL

I caught a mouse once when I was six. It’s dead now.

DA

What’s your view on fracking, if done by elbow?

EL

They cooked heads.

DA

Would you like this interviewtf more if it had another title, like “No, Sir-iously,” or “’Have you explained your pupils to the cloud?’ I asked my ex-mom. But she was without vigor, she just stayed very calm and revised myhermy strangeness over and over again”?

EL

Can’t think of a better way for a man like this to die than to die with his own dick in his mouth, a belly full of his own cum, and more of my shit up his backside than his own.

DA

You don’t have to be gay to find penises fascinating. The comedy „Superbad,“ for instance, features some funky dickophilia moments. What do you think about enhancing (or encocking) classic films the way you enhance (or encock) newsies? Oskar Schindler smoking a dickarette, for fuck’s sake?

EL

In America, we don’t frack with our elbows, we frack with our
erections.

DA

What is the most (experimental) piece of art you’ve ever enjoyed?

EL

The Walking Woman, a film by Edward Lee.

DA

If 100 divided by 2 were 42, what would 3 times 1°1 be?

EL

Mom! He’s putting gummy worms in his dick!

DA

Who/what is the biggest dick in the universe? Whose asshole would it fit perfectly?

EL

Sissy raised the shotglass full of pig semen and shot it back neat.

DA

One TED talk a day keeps the _____________ away?
EL

Who the fuck is Ted?

DA

Which role will (or should) male genitalia play in the far future – dick-hacking, ass-splicing, bio-junk, interstellar engineering?

EL

I’m glad you asked that! I’ve been published in eleven foreign
countries and have had 53 books published in the last 30 years.  My novella HEADER and my short story GRUB GIRL were made into motion pictures; additionally, I’m producing and directing my own low budget movies now, the first of which is The Walking Woman, available on Amazon (trailer at 
https://vimeo.com/124485881). My current film in progress is called The Andalusian Cat. My next novel will be called White Trash Gothic.

DA

„?“

EL

No, no, it was Dalí who had a fear of grasshoppers and vaginas, not Buñuel.

DA

At which point does Bizarro become an unacceptable transgreßion?

EL

It’s NEVER been acceptable. That’s why it’s so provocative and
important.

DA

Is it possible that music is totally overrated? Could one say the same about athlete’s dick? What would you rather have invented – the Ö or the 1?

EL

There was a knock at the door.  When Nikoff Raskol opened it, he espied a baleful purview of imprecations, an apophysis of dolorous spiritum–perforce: the Nietzschean Abyss. He’d dreamed of utter blackness, of dripping sounds, and screams, and it was all those things that he found himself looking at beyond the transom of his solitary motel room. The blackness that was somehow fulgent, in which traversed the fallow masses with faces like poultices and acuminated grins. His heart beat in mordant rubato when the gracile hand–certainly that of some outer-worldly woman–reached out from the festering clough and took his own. He thought of light’s absence in the flesh, he thought of ataxia undiluted.

DA

Why doesn’t the Canadian tech-metal band Martyr get the attention they deserve so much?
EL

In the name of Hippocrates, doctors have invented the worst torture ever known: survival.

DA

How many spiders are needed to creep out one level-4 arachnophobe?

EL

I’ll let the late, great M.R. James answer that: “He lived unknown, and few could know when Baxter ceased to be,” said the squire to his pipe.

DA

What is your favorite ____________?

EL

raw sea urchin gonads

DA

Bonus question: What’s your take on the following 8 Nonsemes?

Permanent Damage sang a song,
or was it more than one, or no song at all?
And if he did not sing a song, what did he do instead?
Permanent Damage remains tense.

The horse managed for the third time
to “feat with the peeping.”
Alas, Luger’s hole
has been smelling funnily since the incident.

Bugs tend to collect their seeds
under Unreal Time’s Shadow-Cube,
upon which no man has ever laid its eye,
because: neither dart nor allowed.

Soft knife @3 dB,
unremarkable in its making,
yet penetrating
all good manners.

Dargenough Drux Darq-wumk!!
Legend has it that Patrick invented Insanity
and had it bound onto the Floatinat.
There is also that nun’s tissue, collected from VISIOM.

EL

Shame on you for ripping off Percy Shelley!


Image source: (c) Edward Lee

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