[:en]Dale Keogh was born in 1980, and was always fascinated with images and paintings, was strangely attracted to his year 2 art teacher, focusing on visual art thereon after. Dark erotic horror with prismacolor pencil, ink, airbrush and graphite. Drawing is just very poor spelling. Dark erotic horror because that’s what he likes, that’s what he’s attracted to. Big breasts and slutty faces, and things that repulse also attract, like the tentacles of the squid, the slime of slugs and snails, the cute-/ugliness of crabs and their pinchy ways. Besides the crabs it’s all a bit sexual. Like his soul, there is no image of his that he would not sell.
DA
What are some of your most important aesthetic influences?
DK
It would be the female body, and nature, mostly the sea and the creatures in it, snails and slimy things, mucus, things I’d consider putting my dick in.
DA
What’s your view on fracking, if done by elbow?
DK
Everything I have ever heard of fracking is bad, and I think it is bad and unnecessary.
DA
Would you like this interviewtf more if it had another title, like “No, Sir-iously,” or “’Have you explained your pupils to the cloud?’ I asked my ex-mom. But she was without vigor, she just stayed very calm and revised myhermy strangeness over and over again”?
DK
The title is fine.
DA
You don’t have to be gay to find penises fascinating. The comedy „Superbad,“ for instance, features some funky dickophilia moments. What do you think about enhancing (or encocking) classic films the way you enhance (or encock) newsies? Oskar Schindler smoking a dickarette, for fuck’s sake?
DK
Dicks are funny, but I myself could not be bothered to encock anything.
DA
What is the most (experimental) piece of art you’ve ever enjoyed?
DK
Isn’t all art experimental, also I can’t say.
DA
If 100 divided by 2 were 42, what would 3 times 1°1 be?
DK
I don’t know, I have forgotten how to math these days, I think it is from the brain damage I had in early 2000, but I guess it would be 33.6.
DA
Who/what is the biggest dick in the universe? Whose asshole would it fit perfectly?
DK
I guy named Trisen (I can’t remember his last name), his own asshole would be perfect, he can fuck himself.
DA
One TED talk a day keeps the _____________ away?
DK
The opposite of inspiration.
DA
Which role will (or should) male genitalia play in the far future – dick-hacking, ass-splicing, bio-junk, interstellar engineering?
DK
I should be used as a power source, or/and used to open things by pushing in the limp dick into craves and become erect to crack it open.
DA
Is it possible that music is totally overrated? Could one say the same about athlete’s dick?
DK
I don’t think it can, music is great, its rating is fine, yes.
DA
What would you rather have invented – the Ö or the 1?
DK
The Ö.
DA
Why doesn’t the Canadian tech-metal band Martyr get the attention they deserve so much?
DK
I can’t say.
DA
How many spiders are needed to creep out one level-4 arachnophobe?
DK
One.
DA
What is your favorite ____________?
DK
Table, coffee.
DA
Bonus question: What’s your take on the following 8 Nonsemes?
A child’s language is its very own cult.
A child who hoards smelly wastings of time.
However: Even you smell as if
your clone has been hiding in the closet for some time now.
There goes your fine horse,
trilling abnormal songs.
In its songs, the silly animal tackles
you and your weird member (among other stuff).
The Rye of Life
bled yesterday. Again.
The Rye of Knowledge, however,
is used to being flooded with necrospasms.
A UFO far up the genome,
adding up to a couple of ribonucle-ish indians.
A laser beam, posing as “1,”
cuts through DNA like through catharsis.
The Lord rides guys like you.
Born cursed (despite abortion),
he sucks lice out of your inner organs’s walls.
You guys are suitable for waste.
DK
A true poet.
Image source: (c) Dale Keogh[:de]Dale Keogh was born in 1980, and was always fascinated with images and paintings, was strangely attracted to his year 2 art teacher, focusing on visual art thereon after. Dark erotic horror with prismacolor pencil, ink, airbrush and graphite. Drawing is just very poor spelling. Dark erotic horror because that’s what he likes, that’s what he’s attracted to. Big breasts and slutty faces, and things that repulse also attract, like the tentacles of the squid, the slime of slugs and snails, the cute-/ugliness of crabs and their pinchy ways. Besides the crabs it’s all a bit sexual. Like his soul, there is no image of his that he would not sell.
DA
What are some of your most important aesthetic influences?
DK
It would be the female body, and nature, mostly the sea and the creatures in it, snails and slimy things, mucus, things I’d consider putting my dick in.
DA
What’s your view on fracking, if done by elbow?
DK
Everything I have ever heard of fracking is bad, and I think it is bad and unnecessary.
DA
Would you like this interviewtf more if it had another title, like “No, Sir-iously,” or “’Have you explained your pupils to the cloud?’ I asked my ex-mom. But she was without vigor, she just stayed very calm and revised myhermy strangeness over and over again”?
DK
The title is fine.
DA
You don’t have to be gay to find penises fascinating. The comedy „Superbad,“ for instance, features some funky dickophilia moments. What do you think about enhancing (or encocking) classic films the way you enhance (or encock) newsies? Oskar Schindler smoking a dickarette, for fuck’s sake?
DK
Dicks are funny, but I myself could not be bothered to encock anything.
DA
What is the most (experimental) piece of art you’ve ever enjoyed?
DK
Isn’t all art experimental, also I can’t say.
DA
If 100 divided by 2 were 42, what would 3 times 1°1 be?
DK
I don’t know, I have forgotten how to math these days, I think it is from the brain damage I had in early 2000, but I guess it would be 33.6.
DA
Who/what is the biggest dick in the universe? Whose asshole would it fit perfectly?
DK
I guy named Trisen (I can’t remember his last name), his own asshole would be perfect, he can fuck himself.
DA
One TED talk a day keeps the _____________ away?
DK
The opposite of inspiration.
DA
Which role will (or should) male genitalia play in the far future – dick-hacking, ass-splicing, bio-junk, interstellar engineering?
DK
I should be used as a power source, or/and used to open things by pushing in the limp dick into craves and become erect to crack it open.
DA
Is it possible that music is totally overrated? Could one say the same about athlete’s dick?
DK
I don’t think it can, music is great, its rating is fine, yes.
DA
What would you rather have invented – the Ö or the 1?
DK
The Ö.
DA
Why doesn’t the Canadian tech-metal band Martyr get the attention they deserve so much?
DK
I can’t say.
DA
How many spiders are needed to creep out one level-4 arachnophobe?
DK
One.
DA
What is your favorite ____________?
DK
Table, coffee.
DA
Bonus question: What’s your take on the following 8 Nonsemes?
A child’s language is its very own cult.
A child who hoards smelly wastings of time.
However: Even you smell as if
your clone has been hiding in the closet for some time now.
There goes your fine horse,
trilling abnormal songs.
In its songs, the silly animal tackles
you and your weird member (among other stuff).
The Rye of Life
bled yesterday. Again.
The Rye of Knowledge, however,
is used to being flooded with necrospasms.
A UFO far up the genome,
adding up to a couple of ribonucle-ish indians.
A laser beam, posing as “1,”
cuts through DNA like through catharsis.
The Lord rides guys like you.
Born cursed (despite abortion),
he sucks lice out of your inner organs’s walls.
You guys are suitable for waste.
DK
A true poet.
Image source: (c) Dale Keogh
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