[:en]Dario Russo is an Australian writer, director, producer and composer. His credits include the Internet series Italian Spiderman (2008) and the multi-award winning TV series Danger 5: Series 1 (2012) and Series 2 (2015). Part Baltic in heritage, Dario hopes to one day join his fallen brothers for the Great Feast in Valhalla.
DA
What are some of your most important aesthetic influences?
DR
Italy and Japan.
DA
What’s your view on fracking, if done by elbow?
DR
I usually frack by hand, but sometimes you just have to go with whatever makes the least noise in a hotel room.
DA
Would you like this interviewtf more if it had another title, like “No, Sir-iously,” or “’Have you explained your pupils to the cloud?’ I asked my ex-mom. But she was without vigor, she just stayed very calm and revised myhermy strangeness over and over again”?
DR
*This answer has been translated from Latvian.
DA
You don’t have to be gay to find penises fascinating. The comedy „Superbad,“ for instance, features some funky dickophilia moments. What do you think about enhancing (or encocking) classic films the way you enhance (or encock) newsies? Oskar Schindler smoking a dickarette, for fuck’s sake?
DR
‘Shindler’s Penis’, ‘Penisrassic Penis’, ‘Empire of the Penis’, ‘Saving Private Penis’, ‘E.P The Extra Penis, ‘Close Penis of the Third Penis’, ‘Penis’ Anything by Penis Spielpenis is a pretty good penis.
DA
What is the most (experimental) piece of art you’ve ever enjoyed?
DR
McDonald’s fries dipped in McDonald’s soft-serve.
DA
If 100 divided by 2 were 42, what would 3 times 1°1 be?
DR
Maths.
DA
Who/what is the biggest dick in the universe? Whose asshole would it fit perfectly?
DR
Some people may think the dick is only a mortal construct within the framework of the eternal, infinite asshole. In which case everyone’s dick fits perfectly into the asshole by nature and size is an irrelevant quantity that exists only as a reflection of your own self-perception of your dick.
DA
One TED talk a day keeps the _____________ away?
DR
One TED talk a day keeps the bloating away?
DA
Which role will (or should) male genitalia play in the far future – dick-hacking, ass-splicing, bio-junk, interstellar engineering?
DR
“Plug and Play”
DA
„?“
DR
I just searched this on YouTube. And found some piece of shit from another dimension and now my spell-check seems to have switched to German?
DA
At which point does Bizarro become an unacceptable transgreßion?
DR
When it starts to bleed.
DA
Is it possible that music is totally overrated? Could one say the same about athlete’s dick?
DR
Both only give as much as you put in.
DA
What would you rather have invented – the Ö or the 1?
DR
This means nothing to me, fuck you for asking.
DA
Why doesn’t the Canadian tech-metal band Martyr get the attention they deserve so much?
DR
Pussied out when it was their time to step up.
DA
How many spiders are needed to creep out one level-4 arachnophobe?
DR
Twice as many as a level-2 and infinitely more than a level O.
DA
What is your favorite ____________?
DR
What is your favorite Birthday Lie?
DA
Bonus question: What’s your take on the following 8 Nonsemes?
Parody parodies,
and already you’re above all.
If somebody parodies someone,
Herman fails miserably …
DR
Red Hot Chilli Pepper’s B-Side: 1986.
DA
I’ll venture into a rather daring experiment:
I’ll lie down in a cloth soaked with onion juice.
I’ll stay in it for quite some time.
I’ll rediscover myself as “onionesque.”
DR
Venga Boys B-Side: 1997
DA
I am Biowôlf.
I devour organics.
I’ve got a nozzle up my head,
professionally.
DR
Brittney Spears A-side: 2005
DA
The mussel has got a
mullet:
front = cuddles,
rear = lambda.
DR
holiday_in_bristol.jpg
DA
Dead cells are my
soft spots,
like epileptic gazelles
of sorts.
DR
www.chickswithzeroselfesteemwhocan’tsayno.com
Image source: (c) Dario Russo
[:de]Dario Russo is an Australian writer, director, producer and composer. His credits include the Internet series Italian Spiderman (2008) and the multi-award winning TV series Danger 5: Series 1 (2012) and Series 2 (2015). Part Baltic in heritage, Dario hopes to one day join his fallen brothers for the Great Feast in Valhalla.
DA
What are some of your most important aesthetic influences?
DR
Italy and Japan.
DA
What’s your view on fracking, if done by elbow?
DR
I usually frack by hand, but sometimes you just have to go with whatever makes the least noise in a hotel room.
DA
Would you like this interviewtf more if it had another title, like “No, Sir-iously,” or “’Have you explained your pupils to the cloud?’ I asked my ex-mom. But she was without vigor, she just stayed very calm and revised myhermy strangeness over and over again”?
DR
*This answer has been translated from Latvian.
DA
You don’t have to be gay to find penises fascinating. The comedy „Superbad,“ for instance, features some funky dickophilia moments. What do you think about enhancing (or encocking) classic films the way you enhance (or encock) newsies? Oskar Schindler smoking a dickarette, for fuck’s sake?
DR
‘Shindler’s Penis’, ‘Penisrassic Penis’, ‘Empire of the Penis’, ‘Saving Private Penis’, ‘E.P The Extra Penis, ‘Close Penis of the Third Penis’, ‘Penis’ Anything by Penis Spielpenis is a pretty good penis.
DA
What is the most (experimental) piece of art you’ve ever enjoyed?
DR
McDonald’s fries dipped in McDonald’s soft-serve.
DA
If 100 divided by 2 were 42, what would 3 times 1°1 be?
DR
Maths.
DA
Who/what is the biggest dick in the universe? Whose asshole would it fit perfectly?
DR
Some people may think the dick is only a mortal construct within the framework of the eternal, infinite asshole. In which case everyone’s dick fits perfectly into the asshole by nature and size is an irrelevant quantity that exists only as a reflection of your own self-perception of your dick.
DA
One TED talk a day keeps the _____________ away?
DR
One TED talk a day keeps the bloating away?
DA
Which role will (or should) male genitalia play in the far future – dick-hacking, ass-splicing, bio-junk, interstellar engineering?
DR
“Plug and Play”
DA
„?“
DR
I just searched this on YouTube. And found some piece of shit from another dimension and now my spell-check seems to have switched to German?
DA
At which point does Bizarro become an unacceptable transgreßion?
DR
When it starts to bleed.
DA
Is it possible that music is totally overrated? Could one say the same about athlete’s dick?
DR
Both only give as much as you put in.
DA
What would you rather have invented – the Ö or the 1?
DR
This means nothing to me, fuck you for asking.
DA
Why doesn’t the Canadian tech-metal band Martyr get the attention they deserve so much?
DR
Pussied out when it was their time to step up.
DA
How many spiders are needed to creep out one level-4 arachnophobe?
DR
Twice as many as a level-2 and infinitely more than a level O.
DA
What is your favorite ____________?
DR
What is your favorite Birthday Lie?
DA
Bonus question: What’s your take on the following 8 Nonsemes?
Parody parodies,
and already you’re above all.
If somebody parodies someone,
Herman fails miserably …
DR
Red Hot Chilli Pepper’s B-Side: 1986.
DA
I’ll venture into a rather daring experiment:
I’ll lie down in a cloth soaked with onion juice.
I’ll stay in it for quite some time.
I’ll rediscover myself as “onionesque.”
DR
Venga Boys B-Side: 1997
DA
I am Biowôlf.
I devour organics.
I’ve got a nozzle up my head,
professionally.
DR
Brittney Spears A-side: 2005
DA
The mussel has got a
mullet:
front = cuddles,
rear = lambda.
DR
holiday_in_bristol.jpg
DA
Dead cells are my
soft spots,
like epileptic gazelles
of sorts.
DR
www.chickswithzeroselfesteemwhocan’tsayno.com
Image source: (c) Dario Russo[:]