By Michael Arnzen.
There’s a survival knife on the coffee table. Whose is this?
There’s a butcher’s knife in the bathtub. Whose is this?
There’s a machete under my pillow. Whose in god’s name is this?
There’s a chainsaw in my hand. Whose is this?
Oh screw it. I will decide who to use each one upon later.
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